Deadpool: Makes you want to hurt others. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? : [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. Deadpool Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! Wade Wilson: Olivia Singh. But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Boom! Deadpool: Oh-ho. Special Forces. : I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? [to Cable] Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker. [to Peter] The indecision is killing me. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Best deadpool 2 quotes. Luck is not a superpower! "Family is not an F-word. - Weasel. X-Men? Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Deadpool 2 Script Lyrics. This line captures Deadpool's approach to being a hero, one that is much more gray, but still manages to make the world a better place. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. Deadpool: 28. The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. Just like you, I let him down. Deadpool: Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! Any powers you wanna tell us about? Deadpool: Seriously, I don't get it! "Ashes" by Cline Dion. [charging at Juggernaut] Yeah, it is. Deadpool: Meet Domino Deadpool: I'll never *not* picture that. Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. Weasel: And last, but not least. [pulls out a knife] Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Deadpool Wolverine: Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. : Zazie Beetz, the actor playing Domino in Deadpool 2, has shared her heartbreak over the death of her stunt double during filming in Vancouver on Monday. Wade Wilson: Cable: Do you want to build a snowman? Here we go. Cable: Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. What's your shtick? "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. You've been chosen by a higher power. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. Deadpool: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. Weasel He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Domino [cracks knuckles and sighs. ,Altos: : People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. Wait, no, STOP! At least we still have Bowie. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Spoiler alert. Im about to do something terrible. Deadpool Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . You're so dark. I should've finished college. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! And I need to feed my cat! Weasel: Come on. A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. I'm lucky. : The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. Las mejores ofertas para Lote de 3 figuras sueltas DEADPOOL Funko Pop # vinilo bobble MEGASONIC DOMINO 315 317 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! No, it isn't. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. : Wade Wilson: Which literally translates to, I dont bargain, pumpkin f***er.. Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Headmaster: Why, why are the visual effects not done? He needs you. Domino: Did he just call himself God? Yeah. Yes, it is. Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! : The difference is night and day. [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] I loved her. You are a criminal, a fugitive. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. Fred Savage: Just cleaning up the timelines! Deadpool: I'm never gonna dance again. Right next to a. Deadpool: Dont scratch! Weasel: That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Is anybody nervous about the high winds? If you find a type 3, let us know. Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. A good day. I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Hey, it's me! Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. Don't make me say it. Next time Uber. Deadpool Don't scratch! Right. And is known for her witty personality. Deadpool 2. And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Baby's crib is labeled 'A. : Deadpool: I've killed every last one of them, except me. A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. Yeah. The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. Domino My job. Hey, look at me. Hands off that kid, John Conner! Sorry I'm late. Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! Colossus: I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. I love dubstep! You are not judge, jury or executioner. Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Cool. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Deadpool: Tenors Deadpool: Lets make a super baby.Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesnt work that way, but we can try. I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." Alright. Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. You're X-hausting. I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. Deadpool: Colossus: Deadpool: Im dying in this one, too. I was fighting a caped badass. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. Weasel: FUCK! Cable WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. People nobody would touch. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Bring it in. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Maximum Effort Sticker. Wait, you can't go back. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband beat me within an inch of my life. "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? Listen to the pain. He loves killing kids. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Watching Deadpool and Cable team up is a joy, especially as they begin to respect one another just a little bit, and killing pedophiles makes the wanton slaughter difficult to reject. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Domino From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . "I'm with the old, white guy on this one. Deadpool: Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. Release Dates Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. You guys make a super cute couple. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. Unknown. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. Except me. Domino: This is crazy. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Wade Wilson: Deadpool: [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Do you see that beautiful bright light? Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. I made mistakes! : Bring it in. You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. : When I get really scared I get nervous erections. Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . [Introducing Yukio to Wade] Weasel: I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Sweetheart, can you speak up? You shut your goddamn trash mouth! Deadpool Jesus, either vomit or don't. Deadpool: Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool [to Vanessa] : But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. Like Beyonc says: please Deadpool: Hmm? : I'm dying in this one, too. : You become everything he says you are, but worse. So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. What about your girl and your wife? Ryan Reynolds: [to himself as he finishes reading the Green Lantern script] Welcome to the big leagues, kid. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Domino They do stick better than tape. Yes. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. Your souls are beyond redemption! I should've worn the white pants! Any power you wanna tell us about? [to Colossus] Yeh. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. Deadpool: He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Wade, Yukio. | Vanessa awaits. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. You're in. [singing] And promise me, promise me one thing. It's a god-damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. [whispers to Peter] In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. Deadpool: That goes with me everywhere. That came out wrong. By wearitout. Justin Bieber. Something I could never master. Kirsten? We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. Deadpool When you are already making meta jokes, it only makes sense to set up music within the dialogue, especially some sweet dubstep. I stub my toe I'm done for the day. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Deadpool: Where is he? | Big CGI fight comin' up! Firefist: Wolverine: MiniPool Sticker. She always struggled. : "I use a device to slide through time. Juggernaut: Dont stare directly into that. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here and we'll make him our bi Wade Wilson: Directed by David Leitch. Thats just lazy writing. [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Firefist: Oh, gosh. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Bad news is the whole team is dead. You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. Let's go tip to tip. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. That came out wrong. Firefist: Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. : But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Deadpool Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. From $1.35. Juggernaut: Im going to go make dessert. [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] Say whatever it is you're here to say. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. Deadpool [fighting the Juggernaut] Wow! Fuck it. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? I'd like to go home. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. You used the last of your fuel. One, is dubstep still a thing? : That is *so* not practical. I was a soldier. The Juggernaut! Headmaster: I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Yes, you are. It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. It's music, but it sucks. Colossus: Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Deadpool: He was a bit of a prick. Company Credits Maximum effort. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. "It's a big house. - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? Zazie Beetz Pleads the Fifth on Deadpool 3. Cable: [putting lotion on face] See? Cable: People think they understand pain. "Bad Deadpool! He was torturing me! Stop at 2, ya killed it! Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. Oh, yes. 1 #11 (June 1992). Fuck your rules! [while "dying"] Just cleaning up the timelines! ", "It's so dark. Traffic? But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. You get back to your family. Give me a bow and arrow, Im basically Hawkeye. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. Wade Wilson: What a dick. I f***ing did this. Don't scratch! The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. Bedlam This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. They probably won't even make a 3. Ha ha! Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. [halts trailer] You trusted me. Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. Oh, but Paul! Come on, we'll do it together. Deadpool: Deadpool Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Movieweb. You are not your father. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? Deadpool: I really should have stayed in college Deadpool Deadpool: Weasel: I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. Men! Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Pelvis to pelvis. Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Peter When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. : I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. "Doing the right thing is messy. Um, I just saw the ad. And youre absolutely right. [turns on time-travel device] We are so fucked! X-Men? By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Whatever. "You Can't Stop This Mother F***er". That came out wrong. Colossus: We have rules. I'll be right back. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we? You got me. Jesus Christ, Buck! Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. I'm dropping in. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! Colossus: [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! He hurt you badly. [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] I was a soldier. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You tell them Wade says hi. You are not your father. I want to become a contract killer. Deadpool: [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. By Joshua Kristian McCoy. We're not. Vanessa: - Deadpool. Enjoy! : Yeah, why would they? That wasn't me. You're not a fuckin' hero. Vanessa: My body and my hands are so soft. I don't have one. I should've worn my white pants. That's why you're such a little bastard. And nobody fucking realizes it. Blind Al: You've been here for three days, okay? Let me see here. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. : No, my family's safe. Go get 'em, tiger! Domino No No, I spit acidic vomit. You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. Toddler style? You're not a fucking hero. The difference is night and day. You don't wanna hurt anyone. "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." We need to build a fucking team. This is a toughie. Peter: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Wade Wilson: And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! Seriously, I don't get it! Cable: You remind me of my wife.Deadpool: Im sorry. Deadpool: Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Ha ha! Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. She's not coming back. Deadpool: : What the fuck knuckles is this? There we go, the kids call this docking. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. Cable: Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: Wade? Domino (Neena Thurman) is a former mercenary turned member of the X-Men and has the ability to manipulate luck as represented by her expert marksmanship. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Fuck Wolverine. Oh? Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? The day of reckoning is here! No! Deadpool: [to Domino] The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. Go home. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. That's all it takes to be a hero. My body is an instrument of death. Published Apr 19, 2018. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. - Domino. According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. You used the last of your fuel. I am.Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al?Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you.Deadpool: It was my fault. Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. George Michael was right. Deadpool: I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. There we go, the kids call this docking. : He's going in through the back! Full Winnie the Pooh. One: is dubstep still a thing? Karan Soni - Dopinder. Deadpool: Deadpool: It's the kid. : So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? : Josh Brolin. I cant protect you. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. I was once an X-Man! The point is, kids, they give us a chance to be better than we are. It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? You hear yourself, right? You did this for me? Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. It doesn't have to go this way! Surprising no one, Deadpool 2 is packed with a non-stop barrage of hilarious jokes, one-liners and sight gags. So you're from the future? Yukio, Wade. You have a good heart. Just cleaning up the timelines! Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Accidental double entendres! Published May 14, 2022. Tails, you did it for me. Isn't that how it always works? With that many great bits of dialogue, it can be difficult to recall all of the funniest (and sometimes poignant) moments without a complete script in front of you. This is crazy. Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. Told you. From $1.40. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. . With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Domino Just walk away. I'm the asshole who got away. Wade Wilson: Deadpool I'll tell you why I'm here. : Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. : He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool: Domino Wade Wilson: It's a perfect one-liner. Zeitgeist: We explain how these luck powers actually work. Wade Wilson: Domino : I should've finished college. Nope! And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. open/close all folders. Deadpool :
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